I tend to avoid personal growth like the plague. Or pleated pants.
If something’s going to inspire soul-searching, introspection or the pain of change, I’m out.
But Vickie’s great post about Twitter got me thinking, which led to that dreaded introspection—and a discovery.
I’m afraid of social media.
I’m terrified of Twitter, petrified of Pinterest, and intimidated by Instagram. I can Facebook. Kind of. But that’s only because I’ve posted about silly stuff for years.
It’s this business of “professional” posting as part of the author gig that sends me into a tailspin of hyperventilating anxiety. Despite the fact that I ghost-post for my clients on social media, I’m the very definition of socially awkward.
Want someone to show up at your party with salsa stains on her shirt? Invite me.
Looking for a conversationalist well-versed in awkward pauses and far too much information about serial killers?
Call me. Or don’t. I won’t answer because I don’t do phones.
Social media amplifies my concerns about doing the wrong thing, saying the wrong thing, or the grown-up equivalent of not getting picked for the kickball team. Each time I log into a social media channel, I’m paralyzed by indecision.
For Twitter:
What am I supposed to tweet about?
Which is better: liking or re-tweeting?
Is there a re-tweeting protocol?
For Instagram:
How does one craft a visual brand?
What’s a filter?
Should I share that picture of what I’m pretty sure is a planter’s wart as a way to double-check symptoms?
Even Facebook seems fraught with pitfalls:
Do I post author news only on my author page and personal stuff only on my personal page?
Is tagging people to congratulate them okay, or does it just give them one more thing to deal with?
Do I wish a Facebook friend (but not a real-life friend) a happy birthday? Or is that the digital version of sending a singing telegram to someone’s workplace: a nice gesture, but….
So many questions. So much awkwardness. And so many social media mistakes already made.
I’ve tagged the wrong people, mixed up my personal and author page posts and, my personal favorite, accidentally used the ha-ha laugh icon rather than the love/heart one due to phone glitches. Which means that I’ve ha-ha’d surgical updates, children’s performances, and wedding photos rather than loved them.
Yeah, not good.
I’ve also accidentally used a question mark rather than an exclamation point when replying to someone’s post. “Congratulations?” sounds a LOT different than “Congratulations!”
The saving grace is that despite my incorrigible awkwardness, my author and reader friends on social media welcome me with open arms and nary a side-eye. They respond to my attempts to reach out with love and support. They share my happiness. Commiserate. Celebrate. Treat me like one of the gang, even though I feel like the new girl at school.
How about you? Are you a social media maven? Do you tweet triumphantly and Facebook fabulously? Or is the social stuff, both online and digital, hard for you? Please share. In the meantime, I’ll be posting photos of my foot on Instagram.
Chicks on the Case 
Have neck cramp from nodding.
What’s your email? I want to send you an invite for LinkedIn 😉
LikeLiked by 5 people
Ha ha! LinkedIn–ack!! I forgot about that particular terror!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Your post is so me! I’ve gotten to where I am somewhat comfortable with Facebook, but I don’t even try any of the other social media platforms. I also have anxiety about posting comments on blog posts like this one — “Should I post a comment — most of the other comments seem to be made by other authors. I’m just a reader…what should I do?” Thanks for a blog post I can really relate to.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Posting anxiety is for real! I also have post-posting regret, which might be just as bad.
And PS: I’m so glad you posted!!! You are a valued member of our Chicks community and we love hearing from you! ❤
LikeLiked by 2 people
Christi, we love reader comments! We LIVE for them! Especially yours, so keep ’em coming!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Christi … we do indeed love reader comments! We’re all so eager to comment because of another side of social media anxiety…. What if we throw a blog party and nobody comes?? We’ve invited EVERYONE and we’re so glad you’re here!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hi Chicks on the Case–
Would you change my email contact from this address to regina.clarke.cozymystery@gmail.com ?
Thank you very much!
Regina
On Fri, Jul 12, 2019 at 3:15 AM Chicks on the Case wrote:
> Kathleen Valenti posted: “I tend to avoid personal growth like the plague. > Or pleated pants. If something’s going to inspire soul-searching, > introspection or the pain of change, I’m out. But Vickie’s great post about > Twitter got me thinking, which led to that dreaded introspecti” >
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hi Regina, We’ll figure this out in Chick Land (not all of us are allowed to touch the email settings), and make the change asap. If it needs to be requested through the system by you, we’ll be in touch. (Guess you can see which Chick isn’t allowed near the email settings, but wanted you to know we saw this.)
LikeLiked by 2 people
There’s a SinC workshop on this next week, by the way.
I have no idea if I’m doing anything right. I use Twitter usually for more political stuff or to connect with authors who don’t do FB. Lately, the other Keenan Powell and I have been tweeting each other GIFs from movies we’ve seen 5 times or more. We have devolved from impressing each other with our good taste (Other: Lawrence of Arabia. Me: Casablanca) to less so (Other: Batman. Me: Star Wars IV.)
FB I do happy stuff except we’re having political drama in Alaska and most Alaskans are on FB so that’s where we’re organizing.
Instagram: Pretty pictures.
Don’t forget Bookbub and Goodreads. They’re social media too.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Sounds like you have a great balance! And confession: I never do Bookbub or Goodreads. For some reason, those particular social media REALLY intimidate me!
Now I’m going to have read the Keenan Powell(to the second power) tweets! There’s another Kathleen Marie Valenti in Oregon with an impressive rap sheet. Maybe we’d have some interesting social media banter! (Or not.)
LikeLiked by 3 people
I have a Google alert set to my name. The clearly more famous Becky Clark is one of the winningest softball coaches this side of the Mississippi. (Or the other side, can’t remember where she’s from.) So depressing I might just have to start coaching softball.
LikeLike
I’m pretty sure if I wasn’t an author, I wouldn’t have much, if any, social media presence, Kathleen. I’ve never felt that my life is interesting enough to share. On the other hand, I’ve met so many wonderful and kind folks through social media that I wouldn’t have connected with otherwise.
Now, I need to go and post a picture of my cat. She’s the one thing in my life people do find entertaining. 😉
LikeLiked by 3 people
Meeting people (like you!) through social media is the best. And your cat is adorable. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just followed you, J.C.! And we find you very entertaining.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re too kind, Lisa. Thanks. You, and all the Chicks totally rock!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Agree!!!
LikeLike
Nope! Nope! Nope! I’m all about that Anti-Social Media. I stalk Facebook(as my husband); my Twitter profile pic is of a recent book cover; and my profile pic on Goodreads is this lovely AT 20/20 microphone. I do not discuss politics, or your daughter’s wedding, or even my favorite Hobby (Which Shall Not Be Named here). I’m all, Slam-Bam-Thank-you-for-reviewing-my-book!
I’ve been saying to the hubby that I’m gonna hafta get a facebook profile, and a real picture, simply because I’ve gotten some *mentions* on audiobook fan pages, and they can’t *tag* me, so I can’t interact and thank them profusely (…and nod robotically thru a long response about their daughter’s wedding…) and offer them my next AUDIOBOOK!
LikeLiked by 3 people
It’s also tough to strike the right balance, time-wise. More time social media-ing means less time writing. Some do it with such ease and grace. Me–not so much.
PS Love the microphone profile pic!
LikeLiked by 3 people
Yes, Yes, A thousand times yes!
Kathleen, you’re braver than I am, as I don’t have accounts on any platforms for two main reasons. The pesky full-time job results in way too much staring at a computer screen and I consider most social media platforms to be evil empires.
There’s a breakdown of social norms as most trollers seem to revel in destruction instead of construction (yikes, did that come across as too mean?). Sites like Chicks on the Case is a supportive environment and one of the few blog posts that I follow.
I’m also terrified of writing/saying the wrong thing on these platforms. It’s drummed into us that electronic words live on forever so be very, very careful what you say.
I applaud you for seeking ways to connect with us, while balancing all of those challenges!
LikeLiked by 3 people
Thank you so much for the kind words about this blog! I love this community–and connecting with wonderful people like you–so much. ❤ Thanks for being here!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
What Kathy said–thank you, Ruth! It makes us happy that Chicks is a safe, happy space.
LikeLiked by 2 people
This all rings so true for me. I do like Facebook for reconnecting with high school friends, seeing dog videos, and learning about book releases. But the pressure to “post fun and relevant material” for an author is no fun. As for Twitter, I simply do not get it. So I’ll stick to what I (sort of) understand.
LikeLiked by 4 people
I’m with you! I think finding that fun-and-relevant material could be a full-time job. (In fact, it is for people who are social media specialists!) My hat’s off to social media mavens. As for Twitter, I wish I knew what I was doing! I keep hoping I’ll catch on.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I have many social media accounts. It’s just as important for a blogger as an author. If not, I probably would have closed several of them years ago.
I just got on to Instagram a couple months ago. I’ve had an account for years but never really used it. I’m enjoying it, but I’ve also discovered it is extremely dangerous. I found an account that posts pictures of new Disney pins. I’ve now found two new limited edition series I must buy. Got several of them off eBay last night with more to buy.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Ha ha! It can be dangerous!! I’d love to see pics of your new Disney pins. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL, this is great, Kathy! I’m on Twitter and Instagram, but man, those sites confound me. I feel totally social awkward on them, and don’t think I put them to good use, business-wise. Both can be fun in their own way, but they’re also damn daunting! I get FB the most. Not sure why. Thoughts, anyone?
LikeLiked by 3 people
Totally agree! Facebook seems more intuitive, although my far-more-savvy-than-I teenager tells me that some of my Facebook posts have a better voice for Twitter. Who knew?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Same here! I can get around Facebook okay, but I’m lost on the other platforms. Twitter moves way too fast for me. I feel like I’m shouting into a void. I’ve never even tried Instagram since I already know I’d be hopeless.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Twitter is definitely the one that leaves me scratching my head. Many of my author friends (including those on this blog!) have the best tweets! I need lessons.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks, Kathy, this is great! Facebook feels more like a commitment to me, while Twitter is a casual relationship. I toss a couple of hashtags out there and walk away. While on FB I’ll actually worry about some cyber friend if I haven’t seen a post from them in a while, like “Gee, I hope she’s okay”! (BTW, I won’t show up at your party with a salsa stain on my shirt, but I’ll probably have one by the time I leave. I also snort when I laugh. I’m entertaining that way!)
LikeLiked by 2 people
Ha ha! I love a good snort-laugh! And great analogy about the committed Facebook versus casual Twitter relationship. It’s nice to know that we’re looking out for–and missing–each other!
LikeLike
I think I like Twitter best because it’s so random it’s almost like a dispersion of responsibility for me. You jump on and jump off, and really, no one cares whether you’re there or not. (Yeah, I know. So why do it, right?) But I find So. Many. Ways. to fritter time on Twitter. I spend a lot of time on Facebook just reading my feed, lol. The platform that terrifies me? Instagram. I also lurk on that one, and I think I’ve posted 2 dog pix. Every time I open the app, I screw up and hit the video share thing, which scares me so much I exit pronto. Last summer I tried Facebook Live at a Beach Boys concert. What a disaster. People literally laughed at the result. No more Lisa Live!
LikeLiked by 2 people
LOL! Dang, I’m sorry I missed Lisa Live! Maybe you should make it a series!!
LikeLike
PS: Kathy, I meant to add that I love ALL of your social media posts! (Including this one.)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Awwww! Right back atcha!!
LikeLike
I “got” Facebook right away and it’s always been intuitive and fun to me. It’s just not nearly as much fun as it used to be. Before facebook, I’d post those kinds of things on my blog, but now that I do so much of that on fb, I’m kind of at a loss as to what to post on my blog! I don’t get twitter AT ALL and I’ll never be on there. Instagram and Pinterest are fun, but such a time-suck. BookBub and Goodreads require me to have a profile, but I don’t do much, if anything, on either one.
I wouldn’t worry about any of it, folks. Play on the playground that makes sense to you and be your authentic self. That’s all people want … that’s the “social” in social media!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Great advice, Becky! For me, Facebook is like the swings of the social media playground: comfortable and not too difficult to get the hang of.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m no maven, but I thought I was doing okay until you mentioned visual brand and filter. Oh, dear.
I don’t understand if you’re trying to build an audience you show grossness on your body. I’ll ready a cozy murder, but I don’t want to see your oozy, bloody wounds. Sorry.
Cozy, yes. Oozy, no thank you.
Fun post, Kathleen!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cozy not oozy–ha ha! Love it!! Thanks, Jackie!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I stick with Facebook. My blog feeds into Twitter and that’s all the tweeting I do. If I remember, I post a photo on Instagram. BookBub, I know I have an account.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are fantastic with social media!!! I love reading your posts. It feels like sitting down and talking with you–and that’s always a good thing. ❤
LikeLike
I have done all of the above. I’m on FB. A little too much on my personal page, and hardly any on my author page. Thanks for letting me know that I’m not alone in the social media struggle.
LikeLiked by 1 person
We’re in it together!
LikeLike