A Killer Halloween Wedding

Kelsey McKenna Destination Wedding Mysteries.pngI have a deep and abiding love for all things Halloween-related. So when the always-awesome Kim Davis asked me to be part of Kathi Daley’s “Halloween Spooktacular” on Facebook, of course I said yes. A Facebook party with a whole bunch of mystery writers and a whole lot more Halloween hijinks? No way was I going to miss that.

Since I didn’t know what the other authors would be talking about, I wanted to find a topic that was related to my series but also tied into Halloween. So I started a thread asking readers to help my main character, Kelsey McKenna, plan a Halloween wedding.

The responses were amazing. I laughed out loud so many times reading the suggestions that by the time my half hour was over, I was ready to divorce my husband just so I could re-marry him in a Halloween-themed wedding.

IMG_8676.pngAmong the most popular suggestions were dry ice in a cauldron (a must-have!), black flowers (one reader suggested baby’s breath to soften the effect), spooky food, and groomsmen dressed like skeletons/zombies/Frankensteins, which of course means they would pretty much have to have a choreographed dance. I mean, right?

One reader suggested a corn maze for the reception, which would take some planning, but be totally worth it. Another suggested a hearse as a limousine, which would be a pretty stylin’ way to arrive. Our friend Celia suggested dancing Victorian ghosts projected onto the wall like in Disney’s Haunted Mansion, and that’s when I really started wanting this to be an actual wedding that I could go to.

Other fun suggestions included having the first dance be to the song “Thriller,” a zombie band, and a black cat as a ring bearer. (I’ve got the black cat if someone can train him to walk down the aisle in a responsible manner.) Décor included tulle ghosts, jack-o-lanterns, and lots and lots of cobwebs. (Some people specified that these were to be fake cobwebs, but others didn’t state a preference.) Also from Celia: A mummy cake made from white chocolate fondant that looks like it’s wrapped in gauze, which would be amazing, adorable, and delicious.

A reader named Amy said “I would do my first dance with those lights that make your movements look really weird and spooky.” To which I replied, “I don’t even know what those are but now I want them!”

Someone else suggested the groom be dressed as Frankenstein and the bride dressed as …. The Bride of Frankenstein! Yes!! Why didn’t I think of that? It’s such a natural fit, and it provides an easy answer to the age-old question, “What should I do with my hair?”

Finally, proving that these wonderful readers were all in with this idea and would not settle for mere Halloween window dressing, one intrepid Halloween lover chimed in: “A mortician should perform the ceremony while standing in a coffin with the grim reaper as the best man and Elvira as the maid of honor.”

I want to thank everybody for all their awesome suggestions — and in fact, I did, one by one. I also want someone to throw this wedding and invite me and all my online co-conspirators.

I’ll even bring the black cat.

Readers, have you ever been to a Halloween wedding? What would you do to scare up some fun? And if you had to walk through a corn maze to get to a wedding, would you want there to be someone chasing you with a chainsaw, or no? 



Marla Cooper is the author of the Kelsey McKenna Destination Wedding Series. None of her books feature a Halloween wedding. Yet.

12 thoughts on “A Killer Halloween Wedding

    1. Thank you, Cynthia!! And Happy Halloween! I was on the road during your Haunted Libraries post, but I did read it and it was awesome. Thanks for making Halloween just a little spookier! xoxo

      Liked by 1 person

  1. Marla, you crack me up! (Seriously, you made me spray coffee on my keyboard. But I forgive you). Since Kelsey is a DESTINATION wedding planner, my question is: Where will you hold the ceremony? A ghost town? Transylvania? Wherever it is, I’d better get a glow-in-the-dark invitation. Can I be your matron of horror?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Vickie, as long as you’re willing to wear the Elvira costume, you’re totally IN!! 🙂 As for destination, oooooh…. so many good possibilities. But YES on the glow in the dark invites! That’s your party planner side coming out! xoxo

      Liked by 1 person

  2. So yes, I attended the Halloween wedding of a horror writer and his lovely bride, my co-writer (as Jayne Harvey) of the kids’ book GREAT UNCLE DRACULA. It was a great time and the costumes of all in attendance were truly awesome (one makes an extra effort when one is attending a wedding). Wish I had that shiny black taffeta dress back (and even the long, high-quality Morticia Addams wig (bought in the Village in the late 80s). The couple was married by a decidedly un-scary Elvis and my kids, who were both very young at the time, remember that wedding QUITE vividly, moohaha–especially the gross eyeballs in the candy dish at the home reception.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Whaaaat?!?!? As they say in Amityville, GET OUT!!! That sounds truly awesome. Not just a Halloween wedding but a horror writer’s Halloween wedding!

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Oh, these are the best suggestions! Now I want to get divorced and remarry my hubby with a Halloween-themed wedding. I went to a Star Wars-themed wedding where the bride’s gown was black and Star Wars figures topped the cake, but nothing like this.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Okay, Ellen, it’s already planned out; next October? 🙂

      I went to a Hindu wedding (which was it’s own theme) but they snuck a little Star Wars in — including in the Mendhi painting on the bride’s hands! I’d love to see a whole wedding done in Star Wars!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s