‘Tis the season for brown paper packages tied up with strings, but instead of talking about our favorite things, we thought we’d share our not-so-faves–namely expressions that set our teeth on edge. Read our least favorite expressions then chime in with your own.
Lisa Q. Mathews
So many annoying expressions…so hard to choose. Okay, in addition to general corporate-speak gems (“good synergy,” anyone?) here’s one of my pet peeves (a skin-crawling term in itself): “Taking one for the team.” Ouch. I mean, what exactly are they “taking”? All kinds of unsavory images spring to mind. And really, how rude of the rest of the team to let that happen. All for one and one for all, right? Just for the record, my fave expression is: “So strong, it’ll make ya fight your grandma.” (Think coffee or horseradish.)
Ellen Byron
The expression that makes my skin crawl harkens back to my sitcom days: “Get a room.” It’s what we in the business call a “clam,” for reasons lost in the mists of sitcom time. Basically, it means a stale, overused joke that’s become a cliché. And boy, is “Get a room” exactly that, along with “Note to self” and “What are you, the ____ police?” A expression I come across a lot in cozies also chaps my hide: “He/she blew out a breath.” One author used this phrase so much in her book I began to wonder if her characters all suffered from bronchial conditions.
BTW, there are mere words that make my skin crawl. Don’t ask me why, but it’s like nails on a chalkboard for me when someone “gobbles” a meal.
Vickie Fee
One expression that’s always bothered, or at least puzzled, me is “not half bad.” According to my (admittedly sketchy) math, something that’s half bad would necessarily be half good. If it’s more than half bad, it’s not good at all. I think people use it as faint praise to indicate something is better than they had expected. But, I find this expression “not half good.”
Cynthia Kuhn
The one that occasionally gets under my skin is “You’re good.” Which usually comes after I’ve apologized, so I know I shouldn’t be picky since I’ve just needed to say sorry and what grounds do I have to stand on at that point? But there’s something about it that grates on the nerves. I welcome a “no problem” or “it’s fine,” but I don’t want “you’re good” for some reason. It’s probably my own fault and if so, I’m sorry. *holds breath*
Leslie Karst
I’m guilty of using this, but it’s truly an annoying phrase: “No worries!” First of all, it’s NEVER ever true. We all have worries, so don’t tell me there aren’t any. Moreover, it’s simply tiresome to hear. As is “My bad!” Is that supposed to be an apology? Really? More like an “apology light” (or, as they person who says such phrase would no doubt spell it, “apology lite”). Ugh.
Kathleen Valenti
I don’t think of myself as a negative person, but I do have a few expressions I’d file under Not for Me, Thanks. Today’s pick: “It goes without saying.” I mean, I get it. It’s basically saying “obviously” with more words and perhaps a little more gentleness. I just find myself mentally responding, “It could have gone without saying.”
The expression I’m waiting to catch on is, “That is so fetch.” It goes without saying that it will probably never happen.
Becky Clark
I feel like I’ve agitated about this here before—which actually makes perfect sense because I agitate about it EVERYWHERE—but the word I would like to retire permanently is “arguably.” You see it all the time in the newspaper and magazine articles. “Abraham Lincoln was arguably the best president” … “Friends is arguably the best TV show of all time” … “Pears? Arguably the best fruit.” It’s ridiculous, mainly because there’s not one darn thing that’s not arguable. I don’t know how or why it became so popular and insidious. It’s a weasel word to me. Just take a stand! It’s easy … watch: Abraham Lincoln was the best president. Friends is the best TV show. Pears are the best fruit. See? Now tell me why. Then I’ll argue with you about why you’re wrong.
Jennifer Chow
One of my least favorite sayings is “Have a good one.” I know people are trying to be nice and friendly, but I always wait a beat for them to add something else to their phrase. I want to know: Have a good what? Are you wishing me a good morning? Cup of coffee? Royalty check? Also, it’s not like it’s any quicker to say “one” versus “day.” So, have a good day, everyone.
Readers, what expressions would you be fine with never hearing again?
I’m probably guilty of saying all of these at some time or another. Most of the time I try to let things slide off my back. Writing, well, that’s another thing, especially when the word/phrase is over used. I once read a book where so many mouths were watering that I thought the characters all really needed to see their doctors to make sure they didn’t have salivary dysfunctions.
Kathy, “Stop trying to make fetch happen!” LOL
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Ha ha re: all of those watering mouths!
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Ha ha on salivary dysfunction!
(And I think I’ll be like Gretchen from Mean Girls, always trying to make “fetch” happen.)
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“Fetch” will be required at our very own lunch table, Kathy.
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And on Wednesdays, we’ll wear pink!
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I can’t think of any specific expressions that annoy me, although I’m sure there must be some. Like Liz, it bothers me more when a word or phrase is overused. I read a book once where people “padded” everywhere, as in “She padded to the kitchen.” For some reason the characters seemed incapable of merely walking.
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Ha! Padding is such an interesting usage…it always feels more cozy than regular walking somehow…I don’t know why, though.
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I know, Marla! I always notice when someone “pads” somewhere in a book, lol!
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Usually to the kitchen, lol.
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Love this, Marla, because I have been guilty of (over) padding! For some reason, I grow tired of people walking and instead of have them sauntering, strolling and, yes, padding. Maybe I should just go with ambulating?
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Lol! My characters have been guilty of padding – but not excessively!
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Enjoyed reading all of these examples. Very interesting. And I learned a new term: clam!
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I’m guilty of all at one time or another. The one that came to mind while I was reading was “My bad.” Maybe because I had some acquaintances who way over used it as a flippant way to apologize. They didn’t really mean it, and you could tell.
One phrase that ALWAYS makes me roll my eyes in a book is “I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.” I can’t remember the last time I held my breath without realizing it. I could understand in a situation where the character is hiding and trying to be quiet, but it shows up if they are witnessing or in an argument with someone else. I mean, really?
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True, Mark. Although I did get called out once while reading a book. Someone asked me if I was breathing–I guess I really had been holding my breath during a tense moment in the plot!
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My son makes the “my bad” apology even lite-r by saying, “My b, bro.” Aaaaaaargh!
LOL the breath-holding!
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Uh oh! Note to self: check for “breath not realizing holding.” Wait – I hate the expression “note to self!”
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Thanks for sharing, Chicks! Leslie, I feel like I definitely use “no worries.” Whoops!
I do like Lisa’s favorite expression: “So strong, it’ll make ya fight your grandma.” Excellent!
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I use “no worries” a lot in email. It sounds so much better said by a cute Aussie guy, followed by, “mate.” G’day!
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Let me just say, “Jen, have a good one!” (Sorry, not sorry.) It occurs we now know how to push each other’s buttons, which may be dangerous!
Cynthia, I’ve sometimes heard “ we’re good” after making an apology. It’s also lame, but at least includes them minimally.
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These made me chuckle! They also made me realize that my list of expressions that annoy is longer than I’d like to admit.
“No worries” reminded me that I’m also not a fan of “no problem” in lieu of “you’re welcome.” It drives me so bonkers, I created a character who was also annoyed by it. How’s that for working out problems on the page?
(On the other hand, my kids tell me that “you’re welcome” is archaic and rude. Quoi?)
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I’m a fan of “De nada.” It’s practically all I learned in my one year of Spanish. I wonder if Spanish speakers consider it rude…
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I also feel like “thank you” is becoming archaic. I’ve definitely had people write “TY” instead.
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Love (I mean “hate”) all of these! I think I might be guilty of the “have a good one.” Oops. I also pair it with an annoyingly perky tone. I will do better in the future.
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I forgive you, Lisa, especially if it’s in a perky tone!
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I wonder!
It’s the same “it’s nothing” in French: de rien. I guess “no problem” fits right in!
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You know what no one says anymore on a phone call? “Hello?” Thanks to caller ID, we all know who’s calling!
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When the response to my “Thank you” is “No problem.” Would they not have done it if it had been a problem? Whatever happened to “You’re welcome” ?
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