Ellen Byron, human sandwich board.

P.T. Barnum of the mystery world that I am, early on in my author career I decided, what better way to get the word out about my books than to wear the covers emblazoned across my chest?

I had racer-back tanks made to wear at the gym and to my dance classes. Even though I’m not writing either of these series at the moment, I’m happy to say the shirt still work. Prior to a Zumba class at the Y, one woman told me she knew my books and another said she’d read them. Mission accomplished!

To save money, I decided to try my hand at making my own tee shirts, using either ones I had and rarely wore or a few I bought. I printed iron-on transfers from my computer and got to work. I couldn’t decide which color to use for the Golden Motel Mysteries, where I used a graphic my guru Hunter Martin designed for me instead of the cover, so now I have not one but three ill-fitting tee shirts that have yet to work the promo magic of the razor back tanks.

Still, they’re cute and comfortable. But then – cue horror music or the theme from “Jaws” – I washed one.

I wasn’t able to find the transfer paper I needed from Avery for some reason, so I opted for another brand, where I got more transfers for the money. Unfortunately, it was a case of quantity over quality. The images wrinkled and detached from the shirts, rendering them unwearable. I vowed not to wash one of my homemade tees again. (NOTE: if you see me wearing one at a con, don’t stand too close to me.)

I also decided to try outsourcing production again. This time, I turned to Etsy. The shirt that arrived was affordable and well-made. Downside? The image is HUGE. I’m pretty unflappable when it comes to shameless self-promotion, but the size of the book cover even gives me pause. It’s more than twice the size of my usual images.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m going to wear it, and wear it proudly. Even if it means at that point, I am literally, Ellen Byron, Human Sandwich Board.

Readers, would you strike up a conversation with someone wearing a book cover you didn’t know on their shirt? Authors, what’s the boldest promo move you’ve ever made?

 

26 thoughts on “Ellen Byron, human sandwich board.

  1. I love it! I compliment people on band shirts they wear, but I can’t think of a book shirt like any of yours. I would definitely give the wearer a tip of the hat!

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  2. That is a cute idea! I have made wonderful bookmarks for my novels, front and back and given them out. I went to an author’s festival and one of the authors gave away a bullet marked with Zero Dark Publications. I still have it as it was unusual.

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  3. Love these, Ellen! All of them are eye-catching and cool.

    Re: the larger size, some of us appreciate a larger graphic and lettering these days. (Says the person who just slid her manuscript zoom size up…again.) 😀

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  4. Always love your promo ideas, El! Now that I think about it, I guess I’ve never done anything even faintly outrageous promo-wise. I did sell my books in a local mall (with other authors) 2 weekends ago, though, and I was thrilled that I sold out (even hardcovers!). I’m not sure I would have attempted it if I hadn’t started wondering recently if there’s ANYTHING that helps sell books, lol–but it was so much fun!

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  5. I would definitely strike up a conversation. I would not, however, wear one of my own books. I think the boldest I’ve ever gotten was a postcard. No, wait. My critique group put THE TRUTH WE HIDE, which was my Shamus-nominated book, on a travel mug.

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  6. I would go up to the author! In fact, I did go up to someone with a “Poets & Writers” shirt. But I think I’m not bold enough to wear stuff with my own books on them. I did, though, blow up a newspaper article mentioning my novel and framed it, but it’s now sitting in the corner of my room…

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  7. I love all of the shirts, and don’t think the graphic of A Murderer’s Guide to Mardi Gras is too big. Like J.C., I have struck up conversations with people about band t-shirts. I think the same thing would happen if I came across somebody wearing a shirt featuring a book I liked. In Rose Madder, Stephen King gives a shout out to one of his favorite singer-songwriters, Michael McDermott. How? By having a character wear a shirt with Michael’s lyric “I’m in love with a girl called Rain.” I think you are definitely on to something. And if you aren’t familiar with Michael McDermott, do yourself a favor and check him out.

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